Let's have a game of Turf War. I'll stick with the Splatterscope, because why not?
Of course, because it's Turf War, the focus is on inking turf, so instead of rushing to the centre of the map, and any objective there, I start by inking turf. Good tactic!
I get enough ink turfed to charge my Special, so I squid my way up the side of the building and start lobbing Splat Bombs everywhere. Two splats from inklings nice and close together. Two of the three I getin the battle, in fact.
A lack of splats isn't a bad result, though, as I get the second-highest score for ink turfed on our team. I stay out of trouble, for the most part, and keep the turf green. That'll do.