Can't finish the Splat Zones (14-4, Carbon Roller Deco)

Saturday, November 18th, 2017

It seems like those Splat Bombs won't stop being thrown across the gap, and I will keep flicking to cover their explosions for the rest of the battle. I'm almost relieved that the Splatling wants to get rid of me. Plus, it's great seeing my squidmate who got around the ...

Being green in Splat Zones (14-4, Carbon Roller Deco)

Saturday, November 18th, 2017

I'm not quite sure what the best option is for the Carbon Roller Deco at Mahi-Mahi Resort Splat Zones. A Seeker straight ahead seems efficient, but leaves little option once at the end, as I find out. I try a different route, one that works for the Tri-slosher sometimes. It ...

Dynamo Splat Zones (8-3, Zink Mini Splatling)

Friday, November 17th, 2017

Our team looks fairly balanced, the other has three Rollers. I would think that puts us at an advantage, but with the Dynamo Roller sitting on a perch flicking ink across both Splat Zones, maybe they aren't quite so disadvantaged. Even so, heading around the side to ink the Splat ...

Controlling the Splat Zones (4-1, Zink Mini Splatling)

Friday, November 17th, 2017

Teamwork gets us down our flank fairly smoothly and, with no purple ink to the side, I start sending ink towards the Splat Zones. One inkling gets nicely in my line-of-fire, but another appears from my flank, probably having gone the long way around. It's a good move, which flusters ...

Being ruthless in Splat Zones (10-1, Tri-slosher)

Tuesday, November 14th, 2017

Holding back to start with seems to work quite well. Even if we lose early control, it's easily got back when the other team are splatted away. A bit of luck helps too, like the Splatterscope just missing my dangly ear. I wisely stay away from him, and head across ...

Comeback kings in Splat Zones (13-11, Tri-slosher)

Monday, November 13th, 2017

It is a nice move to get around the side of the platform to start with, and nearly gets me the drop on an inkling, but once I was spotted I should have moved backwards. So it goes. I look more towards the Splat Zones on my return, which helps, ...

Danger is my middle name, in Splat Zones (10-2, Tri-slosher)

Monday, November 13th, 2017

My little bucket can reach quite far from the top of the Depot, managing to cover an entire quadrant of the Splat Zones. That's not enough, though, so when I spot a target I dive down, Disrupt, and get a bit lucky not to be splatted. I run with that ...

Sloshing the Splat Zones like a ninja (8-1, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, November 12th, 2017

Hammerhead Bridge is a bit busy with obstacles. I don't consider there to be any great reasons to dash ahead, so I take it slow and steady, building a path, and some charge for my Bubbler. I then use cover sensibly, and try not to give away my intentions with ...

Around the edges of Splat Zones (12-4, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, November 12th, 2017

My reticence at the start of the battle is because we have a smurf on our team. I don't like battling with or against smurfs, in much the same way that I wouldn't like to play Rugby against the Welsh national team. I'm just not that good and don't like ...

Losing with flair in Splat Zones (6-3, Zink Mini Splatling)

Saturday, November 11th, 2017

Ah, Saltspray Rig Splat Zones. Is there a more brutal map for Splat Zones? Probably not! I quite like it because of this, even if the winner is generally decided by whoever captures the Splat Zones first. I decide to try to sneak around the teal team to start with, ...