Defence and attack in Rainmaker [10(2)-7, Sploosh-o-matic]

Saturday, February 17th, 2018

I wonder why that green inkling hasn't seemed to spot me, right up until he turns around to splat me. It shouldn't surprise me, I've done exactly the same thing before around that same corner to others. I don't make the same mistake when chasing the Roller, or when trying ...

Curling out the splats in Rainmaker [20(2)-10, Sploosh-o-matic]

Friday, February 16th, 2018

Look out, she's gonna blow! Nope, not fast enough, and we're already on a desperate defence as the pink team almost reach our podium. Not an ideal start. Getting caught out of range by the Splattershot isn't great either. I need to be smarter with the Sploosh-o-matic. I try going around ...

And some are good people in Front Rolling Splatfest [1560p, 5(2)-2, Sploosh-o-matic]

Friday, February 9th, 2018

I am Queen of Toilet Roll. It has been a long Splatfest of battling my own kind. So when I see a temporary truce being called, and thanks to my terrible aim missing the emissary, I am happy to take some time for myself. Battling can wait. But not everyone ...

Lucky splats in Front Rolling Splatfest [1108p, 10-2, Sploosh-o-matic]

Friday, February 9th, 2018

Front-rollers versus front-rollers again. But this time, the ping is with me. I'm not the one seemingly getting hit with a splotch of ink and inksploding, and everything seems fair from my side. I can only imagine that some of the inklings I splat are seeing it differently. I feel ...

End on a bang in Front Rolling Splatfest [1883p, 11(2)-1, Sploosh-o-matich]

Thursday, February 8th, 2018

I'm back for more Splatfest fun, and back with the Sploosh-o-matic. And the back-rollers are making another appearance. Maybe they only come out at night. Either way, we're at Musselforge Fitness, and with the central raised area I'm wondering if holding that is as important as in other maps. Maybe, ...

Warming up in Front Rolling Splatfest [2014p, 8-1, Sploosh-o-matic]

Wednesday, February 7th, 2018

My first battle in this Splatfest will be against the despicable back-rollers. I will soon find out just how unusual this is, which really is only to be expected. Just how many lunatics can there be who keep the toilet roll hanging the wrong way around? But it is my first ...

Finding the right opportunity in Rainmaker [13(5)-7, Sploosh-o-matic]

Tuesday, February 6th, 2018

In a display of excellent timing and positioning, I drop right in to the Roller's flick. You can't teach that. I'm not quite sure how the Roller splatted me next time, though, but I at least I also somehow survived the Rainmaker's shield exploding. But that Roller catches me again, ...

Sneaking some splats in Rainmaker [17(3)-4, Sploosh-o-matic]

Tuesday, February 6th, 2018

That green inkling's move is easy to anticipate, opening up the centre of the Pump Track for me. I have to avoid a Curling Bomb Rush, though, but lurking on the lower track opens opportunity to splat the charger, which is pretty satisfying. I then make a similar mistake to ...

Different ways to splat in Rainmaker [15(1)-8, Sploosh-o-matic]

Monday, February 5th, 2018

I remember that sponge incident from the previous battle, but the Curling Bomb trail gives me a good head-start. My solution is to jink around the sponge, but maybe I could have told my squidmate that. Also, maybe I don't need that head-start, if I can't dodge out of the ...

Edging closer in Rainmaker [20(4)-10, Sploosh-o-matic]

Monday, February 5th, 2018

Who put that sponge there? Never mind. It doesn't stop us from grabbing the Rainmaker first, and making a good push in to opposition territory. My Ninja Squid Tee and Sploosh-o-matic work really well, but it works better when not squidding directly towards a Luna Blaster aiming at the Rainmaker ...