3 seconds to Salmon Run [28-17-28, 10/571]

Tuesday, February 13th, 2018

Hey, those three names have something in common. I hope I'm not going to embarrass myself in front of a cohesive group. I don't think I will with the Sploosh-o-matic, and I show off how I know how to easily ink a path up a wall before the wave starts. ...

Awkward last wave in Salmon Run [22-28-19, 23/567]

Monday, February 12th, 2018

Uh-oh, dark skies. At least at the Spawning Grounds we can rush to the low-tide area, and not have to wait for the cannon on top of the rusted ship in Marooner's Bay to pop up. And the cannons do pop up. Cohocks! I'll hop in a cannon and wreak ...

Down to three in Salmon Run [19-20-14, 14/600]

Sunday, February 11th, 2018

I haven't used a Mini-splatling for a while. I quite enjoyed it before, so I should be okay with it in Salmon Run. And things start okay, until I line up the rear of a Scrapper, and get bumped in to the high tide. How embarrassing. I get splatted again ...

Hunt the Goldie and a Mothership in Salmon Run [19-27-23, 20/498]

Friday, January 26th, 2018

Giddy-up! The Grizzco Blaster to start with. But that's all Mr Grizz is being generous with, as the first wave is a medium-tide Hunt-the-Goldie. Still, a squidmate finds the Goldie quickly, and we dogpile on it for the Golden Eggs, bagging us eleven on the first attempt. Not too shabby. ...

Getting a little too close for comfort in Salmon Run [16-26-20, 14/482]

Thursday, January 25th, 2018

The H-3 Nozzlenose is a surprise weapon, and one that I have barely practiced with. This could be a disastrous first wave. Even just inking the Spawning Grounds before the salmonids appear has my feeling uncomfortable with it. At least the first boss being a Steelhead appear below me gives ...

Blasting the Grizzco way in Salmon Run [21-21-22, 22/564]

Wednesday, January 24th, 2018

Mystery weapon time! Luna Blaster isn't so bad, I suppose, but I feel dirty wielding it. My inexpertise clearly shows too against the early Drizzlers, but I finally find a boss I can help with, and eventually even start collecting Golden Eggs. And, as it turns out, the bosses are ...

Lone survivor in Salmon Run [21-26-19, 15/322]

Tuesday, January 16th, 2018

Nice first bomb at the Flyfish, whilst wading through green muck! There's not that much pressure on, though, and we're waiting for the bosses to appear. I bet I'll miss this time by the middle of the third wave. The Steel Eels are nice and easy to take care of ...

Almost not a bumper load in Salmon Run [30-27-21, 20/497]

Tuesday, December 26th, 2017

Four shooters as weapons is an interesting choice by Mr Grizz, but should at least make most inklings comfortable for each wave. Having said that, starting with the .96 Gal is perhaps my last choice of the four, although the terribly short range of the Sploosh-o-matic makes some bosses awkward. ...

Getting desperate in Salmon [17-23-19, 15/605]

Sunday, December 24th, 2017

I can work with the Aerospray MG. It's got a good fire rate and has good mobility, so I should be happy with the first wave. The first couple of bosses are straightforward, with even the Drizzler taken down without much fuss. Our efficiency continues, but I'm finally overwhelmed by ...

Increasing eggs in Salmon Run [15-23-34, 16/506]

Wednesday, December 20th, 2017

The sky darkens as the wave is about to start. What are we getting: glowflies, Grillers, or a Mothership? I hope it's glowflies, which are relentless but simpler than the other two options. Of course, it's Grillers. Not much of relaxing start. But at least the first comes for me, ...