And some are good people in Front Rolling Splatfest [1560p, 5(2)-2, Sploosh-o-matic]

Friday, February 9th, 2018

I am Queen of Toilet Roll. It has been a long Splatfest of battling my own kind. So when I see a temporary truce being called, and thanks to my terrible aim missing the emissary, I am happy to take some time for myself. Battling can wait. But not everyone ...

End on a bang in Front Rolling Splatfest [1883p, 11(2)-1, Sploosh-o-matich]

Thursday, February 8th, 2018

I'm back for more Splatfest fun, and back with the Sploosh-o-matic. And the back-rollers are making another appearance. Maybe they only come out at night. Either way, we're at Musselforge Fitness, and with the central raised area I'm wondering if holding that is as important as in other maps. Maybe, ...

Playing to the whistle in Splat Zones [13(6)-8, Custom Splattershot Jr]

Saturday, January 27th, 2018

An early precaution of not inking the Splat Zones but the ramp to the left of me pays off, and keeping to the sides keeps me unsplatted for long enough that the orange Splat Zones turn teal soon enough. We take the lead, and I patrol the edges to try ...

Robot chickens everywhere in Splat Zones [6(2)-3, Custom Splattershot Jr]

Saturday, January 27th, 2018

Two Custom Splattershot Jrs and an Octobrush on our team, one Custom Splattershot Jr, an Octobrush, plus a Carbon Roller on the blue team, adds up to a lot of Robo Chickens. And we all like using them. The little automatons start flying as soon as we get close to ...

Keeping the ink flowing in Splat Zones [15(3)-5, Custom Splattershot Jr]

Friday, January 26th, 2018

Trying to sneak around the side before heading up the ramp sort of pays off, but it shouldn't have. I'll take it, though. My two-for-one splat doesn't really help us that much, as it turns out, and the purple team take control. Now I have to be careful heading back, ...

Autobombs and Ink Storms in Splat Zones [14(3)-3, Custom Splattershot Jr]

Saturday, January 20th, 2018

I'm wondering where that E-litre 4K will set up, and hit the flank to lob an opportunistic Robot Chicken her way. It doesn't find anything, but moving up to the Splat Zones level finds the telltale shot of ink, and I try to combine Ink Storm and Robot Chicken to ...

The quick and the splatted in Splat Zones [16(6)-1, Splattershot Jr]

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2018

I get a bit lucky against the Aerospray looking for me, but luckier still when the Jet Squelcher drops next to me. I don't think he saw me. The Roller is a gift, though, and I finish off the set by venturing in to the Splat Zones, before cycling back ...

Too blue Splat Zones [26(7)-5, Carbon Roller]

Friday, December 29th, 2017

Okay, maybe I'm still getting the hang of the vertical flick. I almost never jumped whilst flicking before, so I'm learning fresh. I like that my first splat comes from an Autobomb, though, particularly as I had forgotten about it whilst trying to flick for a splat. I keep going ...

Not just Autobombs in Splat Zones [13(4)-3, Carbon Roller]

Thursday, December 28th, 2017

I let my Autobombs do the work to start the battle, but it's a bit lame and I know it. It also doesn't help maintain the Splat Zones effectively, so I move in, and get splatted. That serves me right for holding back. I don't rush in next time either, ...

Eventually finding the splats in Splat Zones [11(2)-3, Carbon Roller]

Thursday, December 28th, 2017

The orange team's shooters make a commanding presence in the Splat Zones, and my Carbon Roller's can't get close enough for a conventional splat, and its vertical flick needs better aim than I can muster most of the time. Circumstances look a bit grim already, with the orange team half-way ...