Close call Splat Zones (11-8, Splash-o-matic)

Saturday, July 8th, 2017

It occurs to me that I haven't battled with a shooter for ages, preferring instead the less traditional weapons. But I used to, so I'm going back to them for a bit. The obvious first choice is the Splash-o-matic, the first weapon I mained. My strategies don't really change much, ...

Being a distraction in Tower Control

Friday, October 7th, 2016

Trying to play the objective in S Rank Tower Control against Japanese players willing to stay up beyond 2 in the morning is an exercise in frustration. I am not having fun. I am close to dropping out of S Rank, though, which may give me temporary respite from feeling completely ...

I hate that Roller on Tower Control

Friday, October 7th, 2016

Back in S Rank, in a lobby filled with Japanese players who are up at 2 am. I am having a terrible time, being matched against players who clearly take this game much more seriously than I do. I've switched between several weapons and just done horribly in every battle. I ...

Skirmishing in Splat Zones

Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

My not-quite-a-rampage worked well in the previous battle, so that's my strategy for this one too. I think a skirmishing approach will be necessary too, with that E-litre 3K in the other team. Thankfully, I catch the E-litre 3K looking the other way immediately, and her reaction is to run in ...

Going for a rampage in Splat Zones

Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

I'm having a bad time this evening. I can't get my normal choices of weapons to work for me. I'm getting a little frustrated, which calls for a more radical change than just the weapon. I pick the Splash-o-Matic and decide to mostly ignore the objective, and instead try to go ...

Hit 'n' miss in Hoverboard Splatfest

Thursday, September 22nd, 2016

I don't go straight for opponent territory in this Splatfest battle on Mahi-Mahi Resort. I still get splatted with little delay, so maybe my normal tactic is fine after all. I keep trying to be a bit more circumspect in my inking, rather than aggressive, but it doesn't seem to affect ...

Chased by Krakens in Hoverboard Splatfest

Thursday, September 22nd, 2016

Inkbrushes are quick! Quicker than me, however hard I try, so I simply tag along for the boost. It's a good move, getting me to the top of Saltspray Rig nicely. Spraying some ink around is interrupted by a Kraken, which I know can climb up and splat me, so I ...

Roaming Moray Towers in Hoverboard Splatfest

Wednesday, September 21st, 2016

Moray Towers in the second Hoverboard Splatfest battle! Let's see what I can do. It has been a while since I've been here for a Turf War. Of course, the map has been modified, so my normal route isn't quite as effective, or risky, and I adopt a different route that ...

First battle in Hoverboard Splatfest

Wednesday, September 21st, 2016

I start the Hoverboard Splatfest with a safe, comfortable weapon, the Splash-o-Matic. I will switch a few times, particularly as Moray Towers is one of the maps, but it's good to get a decent start. First battle is on Saltspray Rig, a map that I like, but where circumstances can go ...

Crushing the reds in Pokemon Splatfest

Tuesday, August 9th, 2016

Our little team is doing well, beating all the Team Red inklings pitted against us. I'm sticking with the Splash-o-Matic so that I can stick with this team. What I'm noticing more about Blackbelly Skatepark in this Splatfest than I think I have before is how much the railings get in ...