Being unsplatted doesn't help you win the Splat Zones (12-4, Carbon Roller Deco)

Sunday, September 10th, 2017

Don't mind my erratic movements at the start of the battle, I'm just plugging my Gamepad in to the power adapter. I get underway smoothly enough, right in to an N-ZAP. Pretty typical, really. With so much yellow ink around, I hold back, sending Seekers forwards, inking the corridor, until ...

Skirting the Splat Zones (7-3, Carbon Roller Deco)

Sunday, September 10th, 2017

I don't go all the way around the side to start this Walleye Warehouse battle. It takes a bit longer, and either no one's watching the side anyway, so what's the point, or an inkling is coming down the corridor and my route is blocked either way. This time, an ...

So many splats in Rainmaker (19-4, Carbon Roller Deco)

Wednesday, August 30th, 2017

Going around the back could be said to be ignoring the objective, but it is normally good for getting splats, and splats can often help advancing the objective, as long as your team is in control. Thankfully, a squidmate grabs the Rainmaker and pushes as I come up behind the ...

Super-fast Walleye Warehouse Rainmaker (3-1, Carbon Roller Deco)

Tuesday, August 29th, 2017

My first Seeker isn't great, hitting the wall on the ramp, but once I have enough ink for the next it carries me past the Rainmaker, where one inkling doesn't expect me, and the other doesn't react quickly enough. As a squidmate carries the Rainmaker, I indulge in some mutually assured ...

Rolling a squid down in Rainmaker (10-7, Carbon Roller Deco)

Tuesday, August 29th, 2017

Whee, three Rollers! This can't go wrong. It goes well immediately, when the blue team ignore the Seeker trails, allowing me to get one slightly lucky splat, and roll around the container to get a second. The blue Roller eludes me, but is splatted by a squidmate, allowing us to ...

Can I keep doing this in Splat Zones (11-5, Carbon Roller Deco)

Saturday, August 19th, 2017

The classic Seeker trail gets me to the Splat Zones quickly, but I don't launch the second soon enough, and run out of ink. I just about escape a Suction Bomb and an E-litre 3K shot, but where are my squidmates? The Splat Zones turn purple. One of them is ...

Early celebration in Splat Zones (6-1, Carbon Roller Deco)

Friday, August 18th, 2017

I can't quite roll right around the back without running out of ink. So it goes for not being able to squid in your own ink trail. The pause lets me take a breath, and decide which way I'll turn. Towards the Splat Zones, I think, as I spy a ...

Pressing back the purple in Splat Zones (6-1, Carbon Roller Deco)

Wednesday, August 16th, 2017

No Seeker for me to start the battle. I am aiming to head immediately around the side, and don't want to run out of ink as I roll there. I find an inkling coming down the corridor, but as I went right around the side I catch her from behind, ...

Consecutive splats for the loss in Splat Zones (15-9, Tri-slosher)

Tuesday, August 15th, 2017

I take my usual route around the side to get behind the other team, and with no yellow inklings down the corridor it looks like I've got a clean run to do it. I have to say, my squidding isn't as smooth as it could be, but I get to ...

Blasted Slosher in Rainmaker (12-8, Blaster)

Sunday, August 13th, 2017

Using the boxes to shield me from the Rainmaker's bursting shield is a pretty good idea. Maybe not so good that it puts me in to the sights of most of the purple inklings, but never mind, lesson learnt. By the time I return, which really doesn't take the long, ...