Turning my fortune around in Splat Zones (5-2, Fresh Squiffer)

Saturday, October 21st, 2017

That blue Splattershot pulls off a couple of good moves to splat me twice. The first time he inks a path to squid through the Suction Bombs I'm trying to use to keep him at bay, giving him a clear shot. The second time, he sees me sensibly avoid his ...

Sliding off in Tower Control (8-3, Grim Range Blaster)

Tuesday, October 17th, 2017

I think about hitting the left flank, but jink to the centre so that I don't get in the way of our Splatterscope. That works for me anyway, and I help hold our turf in the early stages of the battle. With the Tower neutralised, I hop on and start ...

Turning the Tower around in Tower Control (8-3, Grim Range Blaster)

Tuesday, October 17th, 2017

Two N-ZAPs and a slosher on the other team makes me worried, more so because I'm giving the Grim Range Blaster another go for Tower Control, which requires me to aim. I decide to hit the flank first, because why not, and although no one is on the container when ...

All around the Splat Zones (12-4, Tri-slosher)

Thursday, October 5th, 2017

Ha ha, an E-litre 3K on the other team! I wonder what I can do about him? Not much if I can't find him, despite my smooth journey across the length of the Warehouse. Without much other option, I poke my beak out and try ot help out the ailing ...

Squidding in to Inkstrikes in Splat Zones (17-5, Tri-slosher)

Thursday, October 5th, 2017

An E-litre 3K on the other team just gives me ideas of flanking. I don't need any more encouragement than that to make a beeline for her, and I head around the side, taking the quickest route, which would be quicker if an inkling didn't get in my way. A ...

Squaring up to the Hydra Splatling in Splat Zones (14-7, Carbon Roller Deco)

Wednesday, October 4th, 2017

That Hydra Splatling could pose plenty of problems in Splat Zones. I head around the side, going the long way, wondering if I could get behind her and nullify her a little. But of course, the Hydra Splatling doesn't really demand sitting on a perch behind the team, and I ...

Rather frantic Splat Zones (12-2, Carbon Roller Deco)

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2017

I want to get some turf inked before I do anything too reckless. I'm glad the green Carbon Roller doesn't think that way, getting me an early splat. Holding back a little lets me see where the brush is coming from too, and not rushing forwards for an uncertain splat ...

Making Splat Zones look easy (6-0, Tri-slosher)

Saturday, September 30th, 2017

I'm going for that E-litre 3K. Walleye Warehouse gives me a decent opportunity to do it too, and I dart around the edge and up and behind the green team. I surprise the E-litre 3K nicely, although maybe disappoint my squidmate who aims the Killer Wail well. I drop down ...

E-litres and Inkzookas in Splat Zones (12-6, Tri-slosher)

Friday, September 29th, 2017

I spy that E-litre 3K, and go looking for him, as I tend to do. Not even an inkling in my way will stop me, a nice Disruptor throw and couple of sloshes getting him out of my way. The E-litre 3K is not on the normal perch on the ...

Taking back the Splat Zones (9-4, Tri-slosher)

Friday, September 29th, 2017

The Splat Zones can take care of themselves for a bit. I'm going around the back. And I'm taking the long route this time, which pays off, as I'm not spotted by the Roller taking the opposing route, and get my first splat before continuing along. Pausing for a second ...