Not much relaxing at the resort in Tower Control (14-5, Tri-slosher)

Thursday, September 21st, 2017

That E-litre 3K makes me nervous, so naturally I speed around the edge of the resort to see if I can sneak up on him. Not really, but I find another squid to splat, and am happy that he runs away, as chasing him drops me down from the sights ...

One-way Tower Control (4-1, Grim Range Blaster)

Tuesday, September 19th, 2017

I normally take the side route to flank the opposition with a bucket, but can it work with the Grim Range Blaster? Well, just about. It would work better if I could aim, although, to be fair, on review it seems the inkling squids in to the ink the very ...

Behind the lines in Squad Splat Zones (10-2, Tri-slosher)

Thursday, August 31st, 2017

I pull out my bucket to hopefully give myself a boost in squad Splat Zones, and immediately head right around the back of the yellow team. But there's no one there. No matter, I slosh ink around until an inkling appears, and I get a decent jump on the charger, ...

Early dunking, but good splats in Squad Splat Zones (13-6, Carbon Roller Deco)

Wednesday, August 30th, 2017

I'm pairing up with AceThunder for some more squad battles, Splat Zones again. I pull out my Carbon Roller Deco, and promptly forget how to jump, landing me in the drink. I hope no one saw that. I remember how to jump soon enough, bagging me my first splat in ...

Splatty Resort Rainmaker (17-9, Tri-slosher)

Monday, August 28th, 2017

A bit of a pause and a good Disruptor throw gets me in to a great position for some early splats, and I move forwards aggressively enough to get splatted soon after. We have the lead, though. Puddle-hopping my way back looks like it's going to work, but a bit ...

Fun at the resort in Tower Control (7-5, Grim Range Blaster)

Sunday, August 20th, 2017

Both teams gauge the other to start the battle, not committing too much ink forwards, and it seems like we come out on top with splats and turf. When the purple team are definitely two inklings down, I climb on to the Tower and start pushing it forwards. Some forwards ...

More splats for Marie in Splat Zones (6-4, Tri-slosher)

Friday, July 21st, 2017

Green versus purple. I think I can make this more of a partisan battle than usual, just by thinking I'm fighting on the side of Marie in a daytime Splatfest. To that end, I nip along the side and around the back, and although I don't catch anyone on a ...

Luck goes both ways in Splat Zones (6-8, Carbon Roller Deco)

Friday, July 21st, 2017

I aim for the short-cut to the Splat Zones with my Seeker, and get pretty close from that angle. A bit of flicking and I'm right there, really quickly, just about wishing that maybe I had dragged my heels a bit. A squidmate also gets splatted pretty quickly, and I ...

Whizzing around the Splat Zones (7-0, Carbon Roller Deco)

Sunday, July 9th, 2017

I've been trying some shooters recently, and have had a bunch of quite frustrating battles perhaps as a result. I don't know if I'm just a bit rubbish at the moment, if Splat Zones continues to bring out the more dedicated squids, or if I am just unpracticed with shooters. ...

Close call Splat Zones (11-8, Splash-o-matic)

Saturday, July 8th, 2017

It occurs to me that I haven't battled with a shooter for ages, preferring instead the less traditional weapons. But I used to, so I'm going back to them for a bit. The obvious first choice is the Splash-o-matic, the first weapon I mained. My strategies don't really change much, ...