Bubbling to victory in Tower Control (5-2, Tri-slosher)

Saturday, February 25th, 2017

In Tri-slosher versus Slosher, no one wins. But I'm apparently not convinced of this, so give it another go. Okay, I'm convinced. I probably ought to be concentrating more on the Tower too, what with it being dangerously close to our base. Thankfully, I get my act together and start battling ...

Bad to better in Splat Zones (10-3, Tri-slosher)

Thursday, February 16th, 2017

To hell with the Splat Zones! Kinda! I want to get around the back of the other team, surprise splat them, and let us have some time alone with the Splat Zones. My strategy doesn't really go according to plan. The alternative route works a bit better, and we get control ...

Doing just enough in Splat Zones (12-3, Tri-slosher)

Wednesday, February 15th, 2017

I can get to the Tower in Blackbelly Skatepark quickly, and I think that should serve me well in Splat Zones, particularly with a Tri-slosher. But my ink doesn't quite slosh down on the Roller coming up, and it's a Carbon Roller, so I get splatted pretty quickly. I should ...

Splatting to the goal in S-Rank Tower Control (4-4, Splatterscope)

Friday, February 10th, 2017

Both teams look varied and balanced at the start of the battle, and it will be interesting to see how that works for both of us. I make a bee-line for the Tower, although as a charger I'm not entirely sure why, maybe just because I can supply the ink ...

Turning my battle around in Tower Control (7-7, Tri-slosher)

Monday, February 6th, 2017

Oh my goodness, I'm having a rough time at the start of this battle. My usual strategies are failing me, and I don't quite know how to adapt. There's not much I can do with the short-range of the Tri-slosher, particularly when even the three sloshes seem to be missing ...

Nightmare turns to dream in Splat Zones (3-5, Splatterscope)

Friday, November 25th, 2016

This battle goes quite badly for me from the start. Did the Squiffer know I was there? How? Maybe it was just a lucky shot, the kind that I get occasionally. But it kinda sets the scene for my getting splatted from all angles, and making bad decisions because of ...

Mostly holding back in Splat Zones (2-1, Splatterscope)

Sunday, October 23rd, 2016

I've had a run of victories with the Tri-slosher, and am getting dangerously close to S Rank again. I can't have that, so I swap back to the Splatterscope, partly for practice, partly because I think I'll fare worse than with the Tri-slosher and maybe get some losses. Not that I ...

Not enough to control the Splat Zones (11-8, Tri-slosher)

Friday, October 21st, 2016

I don't fancy my chances with the Splatterscope in Splat Zones, despite one of the maps being Camp Triggerfish. So what weapon shall I use. The Tri-slosher is a favourite, and that both lets me throw ink around and be mobile. Along with the Disruptor, keeping opponent ink levels low, ...

Lucky splats in Tower Control (8-3, Splatterscope)

Saturday, October 15th, 2016

When you're doing well, the splats fall in to your lap. Another battle on Blackbelly Skatepark, and I am opposite an E-litre 3K this time. I think I need to be a little less conventional to survive. Forgoing my usual perch may have saved my suction cups. A green inkling takes ...

Skating around the park in Tower Control (12-4, Splatterscope)

Friday, October 14th, 2016

Blackbelly Skatepark. I don't know how my charging skills will fare on this map, but I'm sure there is potential. I remember a decent perch as we start and make my way there, moving on as required, and bidding a hasty retreat when it starts going pear-shaped. At least I survive ...