Can't stop me sloshing in Splat Zones (16-9, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, June 4th, 2017

It's just me in our Splat Zones, conscientiously capturing it. That's got to be a first. I even get a splat before I'm splatted. Not by much, but it's something. A good Disruptor throw hits something on my return, and upwards sloshing destroys a Sprinkler and catches a jumping inkling. ...

Getting a streak in Splat Zones (8-2, Carbon Roller Deco)

Friday, June 2nd, 2017

Four Wasabi Splattershots split across the two teams. I guess they're popular. One splats me near the start, but with a Splat Bomb on a conveyer belt that I simply can't get away from. I get close to being splatted by another, but a squidmate saves me, and I perhaps ...

Fierce fight over the Splat Zones (10-6, Carbon Roller Deco)

Friday, June 2nd, 2017

That's a good dive away from a chasing Burst Bomb, even if I end up rolling in to a block. The battle over our Splat Zone begins, the other team getting in to a stronger position early. I loiter near the ramp, hoping to splat an inkling and take the ...

Last-ditch effort in Splat Zones (14-5, Carbon Roller Deco)

Monday, May 22nd, 2017

I'm careful not to get in our charger's way whilst he's aiming, and that first purple inkling takes a bit of ink to splat him, but we're on our way. The second inkling is hiding in plain sight, just squidin' on the ground, and I'm a bit lucky that our ...

Tough battle in the Splat Zones (10-8, Carbon Roller Deco)

Sunday, May 21st, 2017

I can tell this battle is going to be tough from the team compositions. Two chargers, a bucket, and a roller for us, three shooters and a charger for them. It's going to be rough for us. Still, it's a fairly standard start, as I help ink our Splat Zone ...

Ninja Squidding around the Splat Zones (12-3, Carbon Roller Deco)

Saturday, April 29th, 2017

I've had a string of battles where we've been overrun, and I'm feeling a bit tense. The early splat after an unstable connection warning is not helping. But I keep a stiff upper lip and battle on, for the team. I shift to a defensive role immediately, and see that we ...

Shifting to a defensive role in Splat Zones (8-3, Tri-slosher)

Friday, April 28th, 2017

Ink and capture our Splat Zone, and back off from trouble. That's a pretty good start. I couldn't quite anticipate that the Splash-o-Matic would sit and wait in his corner for inklings to come past, and get splatted a little cheaply, I think. But back I come and start inking turf, ...

Getting a few splats in S Rank Tower Control (12-8, Carbon Roller Deco)

Sunday, April 23rd, 2017

My current stint in S Rank battles is like most others. I get here and face the slow but inevitable decline back to A+, but thankfully with the occasional battle where I'm not dragging the rest of the team down. I swap over to the Carbon Roller Deco to try ...

First Tower Control battle back in S Rank goes okay (12-8, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, April 23rd, 2017

Last time I was in S Rank I held my own for a fairly extended session. I would like to think I can enjoy my time here again, but as it's been a struggle getting back out of the A Ranks I am a little apprehensive about what the experience ...

From green to pink in Splat Zones (10-7, Tri-slosher)

Saturday, April 8th, 2017

Look at me being a team player! I even get a 'Nice! for splatting an inkling. That's encouraging! I soon run in to some ink, though, and do it again. And with not only the Splat Zones entirely green, but most of the turf around them, our chances in the ...