Helping out in the Splat Zones [13(3)-4, Custom Splattershot Jr]

Monday, February 12th, 2018

Things get orange quickly in the Splat Zones, and I don't really want to get splatted for no reason. I hold back a bit instead, biding my time, and doing that finds me opportunity in the form of an Ink Storm. That gets the orange team's attention, and although I'm ...

Celebrating the turnaround in Splat Zones [6(3)-1, Custom Splattershot Jr]

Thursday, January 25th, 2018

Hitting the flank at the start, with the wall for protection, keeps me safe for a bit, although I don't have much effect on the battle for the Splat Zones. A Robot Chicken is almost my downfall too, as I have to move and, perhaps impetuously, head towards the Splat ...

Listen to the squid in Rainmaker [1-1, Sploosh-o-matic]

Monday, January 22nd, 2018

My idea to drop down on unsuspecting squids is perhaps good, particularly with a short-range weapon like the Sploosh-o-matic, but the timing is sadly off. My squidmates take care of the orange team, though, and quite thoroughly. I'm expecting to hit hiding squids in that sea of orange, but there's ...

Exploring the flanks of Starfish Mainstage in Splat Zones [16(4)-6, Tri-slosher]

Friday, January 5th, 2018

Straight for the flank, and I spy my first target about to squid up a wall. Not bad! What is bad is walking right in to the laser sight of the Splat Charger, even if it's not what splats me. I can be smarter than this. I try to be ...

Fighting back the purple menace in Splat Zones [11(1)-4, Tri-slosher]

Thursday, January 4th, 2018

An aggressive move towards the Splat Zones is not quite what it seems. I just want to see what's happening from a good position, which is what I get. Sitting back once there lets me move opportunistically, whilst I also get a bit lucky when moving forwards to avoid ink ...

Not quite reaching the goal in Tower Control [10(2)-3, Tri-slosher]

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2018

I dawdle a little off the base, on purpose, so I am not splatted needlessly. I suppose my first splatting isn't needless, but I am quite out-manoeuvred by the Hero Dualie Replicas. My defensive game is a little weak, as is my attack. I drop off the stage, under the ...

Going ahead in Tower Control [7(3)-2, Tri-slosher]

Monday, January 1st, 2018

I've got to practice more with the Tri-slosher. It is my favourite weapon, second only to the Carbon Roller, but these new conditions are shaking my confidence. Only the Splattershot Jr gives me reliable results at the moment. I probably just need practice. So here we are. I try to ...

Stealing the dunk in Rainmaker [15(7)-4, Splattershot Jr]

Monday, January 1st, 2018

I do some general inking to start the battle, making it easier for us to move around and try to end up in a beneficial position for whatever happens with the Rainmaker. The teal team grab it, and I accidentally squid through a grating, but it mostly works out. We ...

Worth it for the end in Rainmaker [7(3)-5, Splattershot Jr]

Sunday, December 31st, 2017

Holy crap, my aim is bad. The Rainmaker is under my nose, but it still takes me two minutes to splat him. I really need to work on this, but it seems like practice just isn't enough. So it goes, at least I still have fun being bad. And I'm ...

Keeping my beak clean in Splat Zones [9(1)-0, Splattershot Jr]

Friday, December 29th, 2017

I try to stay out of trouble whilst making some trouble, which isn't that easy. But flirting with the Splat Zones without pushing too aggressively seems like a good strategy at the start of a battle, and works for me this time. When the ink settles, we steal the Splat ...